hell froze over...

...and i joined twitter. i never thought i would but things have changed. steve was brought to my attention by white lightning on our road trip and then i was hooked. COULD NOT GET ENOUGH. just when you think reality programming has done all it can do, there emerged a real genius posting anonymously somewhere in america about everything his roommate does. seeing as steve has no idea he has being watched, tweetered (twitted? twatted?), and viewed by 832 followers, he is completely free and acts more real than any retard on tv. his roommate is on it and knows just what us readers wants. as well as great nicknames such as burrito girl, slutty tina, sweaty rick, and aggro tony. WHERE AND WHO ARE YOU. who cares really. i'd rather keep the wizard of oz effect going. so anyways, yeah i joined twitter. SO WHAT. maybe you will too now. and now a word from our sponsor....

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THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDY

(aka mon twits)